It is very important to laugh every day so we made amazing funny quotes with images to cheer you up. Sometimes few words can make you feel better, we tried to collect that words for you, explore our website to find more amazing inspirational quotes.
Warning! Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy. – funny alcohol quote
Sarcasm, because beating the shit out of people is illegal.
Others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed.
Most of us can keep a secret, it is the people we tell it to who can’t.
I just saved 100% on stress by switching to not giving a fuck.
I just awesomed all over the place.
Drinking rum before 10 a.m. makes you a pirate not an alcoholic.
Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6 000 000 000+ people, and I.m single.
I don’t care if you think I’m insane. The unicorn who visits me in the night time says I’m not and I believe him.
Find more amazing quotes at our website Popular Inspirational Quotes, and don’t forget to share them on your social networks with your friends.